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Submission: From the GoodGame Empire Admins: Whilst we understand that there are female players in the game, we have no plans to add in female specific titles. It would require a lot of work to implement the feature and involve rewriting the majority of the quest text and story line. There…

jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

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how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

witchcraftings:

Purpose: To start a new and positive habit (like getting up early or exercising).

Materials: A piece of agate or jasper; sunlight or candlelight; cold water or sage incense; a deeply-rooted tree.

This spell should be done…: During the waxing moon.

Instructions:

mrsgoodacre:

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

QWOP

mrsgoodacre:

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

QWOP

mostlycatsmostly:

Port Hope farm kitty (by alisakutkin)

mostlycatsmostly:

Port Hope farm kitty (by alisakutkin)

Angelus: *Is a serial killer with a death toll in the hundreds of thousands who "lives" for the joys of destroying the human mind. Has attempted to end the world, tortured Drusilla to the point of insanity, and is alluded to be a rapist.*
Buffy fandom: Unf he's so hot, Angelus is such a badass we love him. I want that undead cutie with the undead booty.
Dawn Summers: *Voices how much it sucks to be a fourteen-sixteen year old girl with a absentee father, a dead mother, a dead sister, and parental figures who have a habit of dying, disappearing or betraying her. She also admits to hating how she'd constantly being kidnapped and being one of the few people in her household with no super-powers, but endeavours to be useful anyway by mastering several ancient languages and somehow picking up some pretty damn nifty moves with a sword on the fly. All she really wants is for her sister to be safe, and to have some stability in her life. Also deals with the fact that she's actually a ball of mystical energy whilst coping with the usual adolescent aberrations like exams, fitting in with friends, and acne.*
Buffy fandom: OMFG IT'S THE ANTICHRIST.
best-of-imgur:

My wife just texted me this picture of our cat from her potato phone.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

My wife just texted me this picture of our cat from her potato phone.
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com